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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:12
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
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When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
How do I cut off friends that don't contribute to my life?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Loons and Moons